Once Upon

Funny Poems.

Thu, 25 Apr 2013 20:10:13 -0400

I like farts. Farts are nice.
I enjoy farting after chicken and rice.
Rice gives me gas — only when brown.
I lean to the left and make a frown.
Once it has passed, something remains.
A small residue as reward for my pain.
I head to the stall to take a dump.
After the wiping I have a sore rump.
I like the scent but it’s too much work.
I’ll keep farting but with a smirk.
For I’m wearing brown pants so I can hide this quirk

-Anonymous

tanakas: It’s time for a new giveaway! I’m doing this to...

Thu, 04 Apr 2013 00:27:22 -0400

tanakas:

It’s time for a new giveaway!

I’m doing this to celebrate reaching 5000 followers and I thought this might be something people would like to get!

What you can win:

One Fujifilm Instax Mini 8 camera - Pink version + two pacs of film!!! (This is basically a polaroid camera, for those who dont know that these are.)

One Tamagotchi P!

Tamagotch P is a tamagotchi in color! Sadly they’re only in japanese but they are not hard to learn to use at all.

Rules:

You can reblog this as many times as you want but try not to spam your followers (✿◠‿◠)

You dont have to be following me but it would be nice if you at least checked out my blog, seeing this is a giveaway for my followers

You have to have permission from your parents/ be comfortable with giving me your address so I can ship you these items!

No giveaway blogs!! I will check!

Likes dont count

Your ask box must be open so I can contact you if you win! If the winner dont reply within two days I’ll choose a new winner

This giveaway ends May 15th!

I’m willing to ship just about anywhere so shipping shouldn’t be a problem!

Good luck everyone! (ﾉ´ヮ´)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧♥

fuckyeahfeminists: ***MAJOR trigger warning: rape for...

Sun, 17 Mar 2013 16:58:24 -0400

fuckyeahfeminists:

***MAJOR trigger warning: rape for video***

New Zealand campaign “Who Are You?” video highlights importance of bystander intervention to prevent rape.

1st Apple :B

Sat, 09 Mar 2013 19:08:48 -0500

1st Apple :B

End.

Fri, 21 Dec 2012 20:41:00 -0500

Apparently, today was supposed to be the end of the world.

I really do wish it was today.

You might ask me why.

Well, it is simply the reason that I don’t have to deal with people.

I don’t have to deal with expectation.

I don’t have to know that everyone is better than me.

I don’t want to feel like a failure to everyone that surrounds me.

I’m just so tired of everything.

Why didn’t it end today.

Why.

Death.

Thu, 13 Dec 2012 23:27:00 -0500

Is there a way to die of being stressed and depression?

Because I really tired…

Tired.

Mon, 03 Dec 2012 19:28:00 -0500

I don’t want to cry anymore.

I don’t want to be here.

I don’t want to feel anything.

I don’t want people to feel disappointed in me.

I don’t have the strength to be what people expect me to be.

I’m tired of everything.

You and Me.

Wed, 28 Nov 2012 22:37:00 -0500

We all share something.

It might be the smallest thing but we do.

We have our ups and down.

Shit happens times to times.

We both have felt loneliness and happiness.

No matter what color of skin we have.

No matter what makes us different from others.

We will shared our differences and similarities.

ThanksGiving.

Thu, 22 Nov 2012 18:05:00 -0500

Happy Thanksgiving!

Everyone know that today is the day that we give thanks to what we have.

I should be thankful to my family.

I don’t know why. But I don’t feel like I’m thankful to anything.

I feel so mutual like today it just like any other day.

1st Post.

Mon, 19 Nov 2012 21:52:00 -0500

I’m Officially 19 Years Young.